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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

surfered

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2. I did it. I 86'd 47 myself.
Sun May 25, 2025, 09:29 AM
May 25

I’d grown tired of envisioning imaginary ways of his demise and took matters into my own hands and I think I’ll get away with it.

I’m a terrible golfer, so I just hit my normal banana slice from the adjoining fairway and the ball struck him dead center in that ugly orange noggin that encases his really big brain and his hair was just too thin to absorb the impact.

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Problem solved.

You’re welcome.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 25 OP
In Memorial Days to come C_U_L8R May 25 #1
I did it. I 86'd 47 myself. surfered May 25 #2
... hlthe2b May 25 #3
Head exploded after reading negative reviews on Yelp of his "crypto dinner "? jls4561 May 25 #4
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 25 #5
For very special occasions surfered May 25 #8
Mmmmm, my favourite!⁹ niyad May 25 #21
Please, not this weekend The Blue Flower May 25 #6
That's a really good point. Orrex May 25 #7
Turned into a overdue pillar of salt Blue Owl May 25 #9
No but he's pissed off the majority malaise May 25 #10
Didn't happen last night, damn. republianmushroom May 25 #11
Fire ants on the golf course, jumped in the water and eaten by alligators. twodogsbarking May 25 #12
Lyle the Nile Crocodile Blue Full Moon May 25 #16
Exploding million dollar gold watch Wicked Blue May 25 #13
!!! niyad May 25 #22
Wonder Woman to the rescue? generalbetrayus May 25 #14
Maybe someone can give him a real gun so that he can shoot himself dreamland May 25 #15
The day trump dies will be a new national holiday LetMyPeopleVote May 25 #17
Not yet, but another day closer! SheltieLover May 25 #18
This message was self-deleted by its author SheltieLover May 25 #19
No, he's becoming the undead. Joinfortmill May 25 #20
Blows me away Sober Retiree May 25 #23
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