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Orrex

(65,648 posts)
Sun May 25, 2025, 09:26 AM May 25

Is he dead yet?

Fatally hazed by nonexistent enlistees during the Biden administration?

Put down like a rabid skunk at commencement after prattling about his trophy wives?

Hit by a boat and died in an equine CT scanner?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 25 OP
In Memorial Days to come C_U_L8R May 25 #1
I did it. I 86'd 47 myself. surfered May 25 #2
... hlthe2b May 25 #3
Head exploded after reading negative reviews on Yelp of his "crypto dinner "? jls4561 May 25 #4
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 25 #5
For very special occasions surfered May 25 #8
Mmmmm, my favourite!⁹ niyad May 25 #21
Please, not this weekend The Blue Flower May 25 #6
That's a really good point. Orrex May 25 #7
Turned into a overdue pillar of salt Blue Owl May 25 #9
No but he's pissed off the majority malaise May 25 #10
Didn't happen last night, damn. republianmushroom May 25 #11
Fire ants on the golf course, jumped in the water and eaten by alligators. twodogsbarking May 25 #12
Lyle the Nile Crocodile Blue Full Moon May 25 #16
Exploding million dollar gold watch Wicked Blue May 25 #13
!!! niyad May 25 #22
Wonder Woman to the rescue? generalbetrayus May 25 #14
Maybe someone can give him a real gun so that he can shoot himself dreamland May 25 #15
The day trump dies will be a new national holiday LetMyPeopleVote May 25 #17
Not yet, but another day closer! SheltieLover May 25 #18
This message was self-deleted by its author SheltieLover May 25 #19
No, he's becoming the undead. Joinfortmill May 25 #20
Blows me away Sober Retiree May 25 #23

surfered

(8,170 posts)
2. I did it. I 86'd 47 myself.
Sun May 25, 2025, 09:29 AM
May 25

I’d grown tired of envisioning imaginary ways of his demise and took matters into my own hands and I think I’ll get away with it.

I’m a terrible golfer, so I just hit my normal banana slice from the adjoining fairway and the ball struck him dead center in that ugly orange noggin that encases his really big brain and his hair was just too thin to absorb the impact.

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Problem solved.

You’re welcome.

niyad

(125,556 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun May 25, 2025, 09:50 AM
May 25

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

The Blue Flower

(6,034 posts)
6. Please, not this weekend
Sun May 25, 2025, 09:55 AM
May 25

The MAGAts will claim Memorial Day is all about their EmperorGod from now until forever. Never let America cast shade on those who made the ultimate sacrifice.

Orrex

(65,648 posts)
7. That's a really good point.
Sun May 25, 2025, 09:59 AM
May 25

Maybe he could suffer some terrible cerebral event but linger in agony for a few weeks before dying his long overdue death.

twodogsbarking

(14,618 posts)
12. Fire ants on the golf course, jumped in the water and eaten by alligators.
Sun May 25, 2025, 11:55 AM
May 25

They don't eat you right away. They save your corpse until ripened to perfection.

dreamland

(1,118 posts)
15. Maybe someone can give him a real gun so that he can shoot himself
Sun May 25, 2025, 12:32 PM
May 25

He's been doing it all along without bullets.

Response to Orrex (Original post)

Sober Retiree

(37 posts)
23. Blows me away
Sun May 25, 2025, 11:12 PM
May 25

Blows me away how this guy just keeps on stirring the whole world. Day by Day, sorta like ground hog day except the damage changes. Blows me away how we as a country had no answer perminate that is, to this overthrow of democracy. Blows me away Im older then the Pope.

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