Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally hazed by nonexistent enlistees during the Biden administration?

Put down like a rabid skunk at commencement after prattling about his trophy wives?

Hit by a boat and died in an equine CT scanner?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[C_U_L8R]

1. In Memorial Days to come

No one will be remembering Donald Trump.

[surfered]

2. I did it. I 86'd 47 myself.

I’d grown tired of envisioning imaginary ways of his demise and took matters into my own hands and I think I’ll get away with it.

I’m a terrible golfer, so I just hit my normal banana slice from the adjoining fairway and the ball struck him dead center in that ugly orange noggin that encases his really big brain and his hair was just too thin to absorb the impact.

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Problem solved.

You’re welcome.

[hlthe2b]

3. ...

"Lordy, Make it Happen!"

[jls4561]

4. Head exploded after reading negative reviews on Yelp of his "crypto dinner "?

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

8. For very special occasions

[The Blue Flower]

6. Please, not this weekend

The MAGAts will claim Memorial Day is all about their EmperorGod from now until forever. Never let America cast shade on those who made the ultimate sacrifice.

[Orrex]

7. That's a really good point.

Maybe he could suffer some terrible cerebral event but linger in agony for a few weeks before dying his long overdue death.

[Blue Owl]

9. Turned into a overdue pillar of salt

[malaise]

10. No but he's pissed off the majority

of the military with that rubbish yeaterday

[republianmushroom]

11. Didn't happen last night, damn.

Come on Lord, don't care how just let it happen.

[twodogsbarking]

12. Fire ants on the golf course, jumped in the water and eaten by alligators.

They don't eat you right away. They save your corpse until ripened to perfection.

[Blue Full Moon]

16. Lyle the Nile Crocodile

[Wicked Blue]

13. Exploding million dollar gold watch

It was about time

[generalbetrayus]

14. Wonder Woman to the rescue?

[dreamland]

15. Maybe someone can give him a real gun so that he can shoot himself

He's been doing it all along without bullets.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. The day trump dies will be a new national holiday