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fujiyamasan

(217 posts)
13. Trump needs pumpers
Sat May 24, 2025, 05:26 AM
May 24

For his shitcoin so he can pull the rug from under his gullible retail base (like the idiot that lost millions on Trump coin).

I’d imagine a variant of the dialogue below:

“This is the best investment. You will be rich beyond your wildest dreams. Ok, well you’re already rich. That’s why you’re here with me. Trust me there’s no risk. And guess what’s the best part? The SEC won’t care! Because it’s my SEC. They work for me.”

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Fuck 'em all and the piece of shit they came to fawn over Blue Owl May 23 #1
It's hard to screw up. Bread and butter. Captain Zero May 23 #3
Those Marks didn't even realize that they are being scammed FSogol May 23 #2
Trump didn't hand out the watches because Captain Zero May 23 #4
Trump, the Sultan of Klepto, Gypto, Crypto. oasis May 23 #5
Did he take Marine 1 helicopter to this Captain Zero May 23 #6
A fellow DUer said that he did, in another one of my threads. n/t Miles Archer May 24 #16
The article says he did. yardwork May 24 #19
So the leopard didn't actually eat your face -- yet. Just you wait, TikTok prankster. Hekate May 23 #7
The food was bad because . . . Aussie105 May 23 #8
Hopefully he left a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself to take a picture alongside. Norrrm May 23 #9
"If you kiss my ass, I'll pull my diaper back up" struggle4progress May 23 #10
So Elon didn't buy any of his coins? Or didn't buy enough to make it to the dinner? BComplex May 24 #11
They're not in love anymore. artemisia1 May 24 #12
A one election night stand. Hugin May 24 #14
Trump needs pumpers fujiyamasan May 24 #13
And they'd still line up for a chance to kiss his orifice. Orrex May 24 #15
How is this not a major scandal? edhopper May 24 #17
"Eric and Don Jr are running the businesses and Trump has stepped back." Remember that one? Miles Archer May 24 #18
Live and learn, dudes. republianmushroom May 24 #20
Trump crypto dinner plate.. on average, each guest spent $1M on the entry ticket LetMyPeopleVote May 24 #21
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