CryptoMAGAts heartbroken over CRAP MEAL served and Trump BOLTING immediately after his "speech"

[Miles Archer]

TikTok prankster Nicholas Pinto, 25, who was among the guests at President Donald Trump's exclusive dinner for buyers of his meme coin on Thursday, was unimpressed by the event.

“It was the worst food I’ve ever had at a Trump golf course. The only good thing was bread and butter," he told WIRED.

Trump reportedly left the event immediately after his speech. He departed the venue in a golf cart bound for his helicopter, per the WIRED report. “Trump could have at least given the top people their watches himself," Pinto said.

The crypto-themed gathering drew a quirky and eclectic mix. Independent traders mingled with crypto executives, devoted Trump supporters, and even some professional athletes, according to the report.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-crypto-2672195424/

[Blue Owl]

1. Fuck 'em all and the piece of shit they came to fawn over

[Captain Zero]

3. It's hard to screw up. Bread and butter.

But hey, he got their money, they got a speech. Later, Suckers.

[FSogol]

2. Those Marks didn't even realize that they are being scammed

by a crass con man who despises them most of all.

[Captain Zero]

4. Trump didn't hand out the watches because

the watches probably didn't come with batteries.

[oasis]

5. Trump, the Sultan of Klepto, Gypto, Crypto.

[Captain Zero]

6. Did he take Marine 1 helicopter to this

Personal event ?

[Miles Archer]

16. A fellow DUer said that he did, in another one of my threads. n/t

[yardwork]

19. The article says he did.

Did you see the helicopter?” Trump asked as he arrived at the venue in Marine One.

[Hekate]

7. So the leopard didn't actually eat your face -- yet. Just you wait, TikTok prankster.

[Aussie105]

8. The food was bad because . . .

the undocumented kitchen staff didn't turn up for work.
Current whereabouts unknown.

Crypto - just another Ponzi scheme . . . . the crypto coins have no value other that what you can sell them for.
All it takes is a gullible buyer who values the crypto more that what the seller bought it for, to keep it alive.

Me? Too busy to care for crypto - looking for rainbows so I can trick the leprechauns out of their pot of gold.

[Norrrm]

9. Hopefully he left a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself to take a picture alongside.

Whatever you paid, it was not enough to actually talk with him.

You rich peasants, you.

[struggle4progress]

10. "If you kiss my ass, I'll pull my diaper back up"

[BComplex]

11. So Elon didn't buy any of his coins? Or didn't buy enough to make it to the dinner?

[artemisia1]

12. They're not in love anymore.

[Hugin]

14. A one election night stand.

Their buses meant to throw each other under experienced a head on collision.

How many discussions of pending divorce with minor children have started with that exact phrase, “They’re not in love anymore.”.

[fujiyamasan]

13. Trump needs pumpers

For his shitcoin so he can pull the rug from under his gullible retail base (like the idiot that lost millions on Trump coin).

I’d imagine a variant of the dialogue below:

“This is the best investment. You will be rich beyond your wildest dreams. Ok, well you’re already rich. That’s why you’re here with me. Trust me there’s no risk. And guess what’s the best part? The SEC won’t care! Because it’s my SEC. They work for me.”

[Orrex]

15. And they'd still line up for a chance to kiss his orifice.

[edhopper]

17. How is this not a major scandal?

I guess it is more important that the press keeps talking about Biden's mental acuity.

[Miles Archer]

18. "Eric and Don Jr are running the businesses and Trump has stepped back." Remember that one?

First term, emoluments clause, Trump "must divest himself of his businesses," so his goons issued a statement saying Don Jr and Eric are "running things," and what that means is that they may be jet-setting all over the world on the taxpayers' dime, but Trump didn't "step back" from ANYTHING.

And because John Roberts anointed Trump as being immune from any laws, Trump keeps testing it. Like his "Crypto Dinner" on his "PRIVATE TIME" with the presidential seal on stage behind him, and using Marine One to commute to and from the event.

The media doesn't care. The only time John Roberts cares is when Trump says something mean about the SCOTUS, then Roberts issues a sternly worded statement, and goes back to not caring.

[republianmushroom]

20. Live and learn, dudes.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Trump crypto dinner plate.. on average, each guest spent $1M on the entry ticket

Trump crypto dinner plate.. on average, each guest spent M on the entry ticket

— Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) 2025-05-24T04:53:06.086Z