Ballon d'or shortlist

[Aquavit]

2. Suarez

Talent wise, it's gotta be Suarez, Ribery, and Messi in no particular order doesn't it? It's a shame he's such a potty mouthed hand-balling cannibal diver, because he's got a nose for the goal like almost nobody else. It's probably pretty safe to say he won't win the award.

That Ronaldo made it this far is kind of funny in my book; he's not even the best footballer on his team (Casillas, Bale, Ramos, until recently Ozil) let alone in the world.