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RevStPatrick

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3. Guy is sitting in a bar...

Reply to Arugula Latte (Original post)

Sun Jul 28, 2013, 01:43 PM

Jul 2013

...and this gorgeous woman walks in and looks around.
She's wearing short shorts and a tight halter top.
Simply stunning!
She sits down next to the guy and starts playing with his hair.
Then she whispers in his ear, "Sweetie, I'll do ANYTHING you ask for a hundred bucks, but only if you tell me what you want in exactly three words!"
He thinks about it for a moment and then looks at her and says:

"Paint. My. House."

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Any advice on DIY exterior house painting? [View all] Arugula Latte Jul 2013 OP

The better the prep pscot Jul 2013 #1

Thanks. Arugula Latte Jul 2013 #4

Also do the hard to reach spots you're dreading first Warpy Jul 2013 #7

First, find out what kind of paint is on the house now - latex or oil-base. mbperrin Jul 2013 #2

Thanks. Good to know!! Arugula Latte Jul 2013 #5

I would seriously avoid painting oil over latex, especially on an exterior. Adsos Letter Jul 2013 #11

Guy is sitting in a bar... RevStPatrick Jul 2013 #3

Hah! Good thinking, dude! Arugula Latte Jul 2013 #6

It's generally easier to paint your trim first and cut the wall paint up to the trim Fumesucker Jul 2013 #8

Good to know! Thanks! Arugula Latte Jul 2013 #12

Use a good quality paint. Hassin Bin Sober Jul 2013 #9

Over a period of 35 years, our company used (primarily) Sherwin-Williams for exterior work Adsos Letter Jul 2013 #10

Makes sense, thanks. Arugula Latte Jul 2013 #13

What style is your house? Adsos Letter Jul 2013 #14

Entirely wood, with a concrete base. Arugula Latte Jul 2013 #15

My husband found a very easy way to paint the house. Lugnut Jul 2013 #16

Thanks. I am going to make sure we prep enough. Arugula Latte Jul 2013 #17

Mine is too. Lugnut Aug 2013 #18

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