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JustAnotherGen

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5. My Uncle Ruckus

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Wed May 14, 2025, 10:15 AM

May 14

The Maltese Monster has never:

Had a job that earns money.
Doesn't pay rent.
Never had to ask 'can you hear me' on a Teams or Zoom.
Never had to circle back to someone.
Has a maid and a butler.
Doesn't have to bathe himself.

I just love this for him!

All he has to do is lounge around, look sexy, give me angrily delivered reports of what happened in the house while I was gone, be a bed hog, and chillax.

I'm winning!

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I would like to remind those of you who have dogs. There is no depth to their dedication and loyalty. [View all] Duncanpup May 14 OP

Cowbell. Haven't seen that here for awhile... MiHale May 14 #1

Christopher Walken Duncanpup May 14 #2

I can't remember and I should maybe "Lynne"? Skittles would know. peacebuzzard May 14 #6

maybe Lynn Sin? n/t peacebuzzard May 14 #7

Think that's answers it, sounds familiar...thx. MiHale May 14 #11

Here's more cowbell for everyone! MLAA May 14 #3

thanks!!!! now I know the origin of the cowbells!!!!! peacebuzzard May 14 #9

I had to google it myself😬 MLAA May 14 #13

Thanks forthiel ShazzieB May 14 #15

Dogs are great Jerry2144 May 14 #4

My Uncle Ruckus JustAnotherGen May 14 #5

But - what about when your dog tries to kill you? hauckeye May 14 #8

Oh no! That's my fear Unwind Your Mind May 14 #12

I hear ya! hauckeye May 14 #14

So true. Our son had croup & our dog wouldn't wouldn't leave his side, right after that our other son AnotherMother4Peace May 14 #10

And you and we who appreciate it appreciate it. And one another. UTUSN May 14 #16