Do you have any nicknames for your neighbors?

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On the one side we have "E.T.", because he's sort of an alien. He can be working on his lawn and I'll go out to my car, within 5 feet of him and he's so totally out of it he won't even say "hi". Then we have "The Inspector". Another neighbor who's always slowly pacing up and down the block smoking a cigarette. He's always checking out everyone's house. Then my next door neighbor on the other side is "Shithead" because, well... he's an asshole.