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Buddyzbuddy

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25. Bodyman on the phone with the doctor,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Oct 27, 2025, 10:33 AM

Oct 27

"doc, I think he's gone. He's in bed, bloated and stinky. Oh, wait, he just farted."

The doctor "that's natural, the body releases gasses as part of the process."

Bodyman, "then you better get over here, doc.. Oh, nevermind, he just rolled over. Sorry doc, sigh it's another false alarm."

sorry, everybody, I started off trying to be funny and realized the scene was too real to be funny. It became more wishful thinking.
One day Orrex, one day.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 27 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 27 #1

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Oct 27 #5

Keep it on ice until he is... SheltieLover Oct 27 #22

Learned this today... homegirl Oct 27 #27

Hopefully soon, they'll be keeping him on ice. surfered Oct 27 #29

Soon... SheltieLover Oct 27 #21

No but malaise Oct 27 #2

So glad to see you this morning. How are you doing? niyad Oct 27 #4

In good spirits - chatting with siblings, family and friends and ready for malaise Oct 27 #7

hugggggs. Be as safe as you can, and check in when you can. We niyad Oct 27 #9

Thanks malaise Oct 27 #11

Glad you have kept your sense of humor surfered Oct 27 #8

Yes indeed malaise Oct 27 #15

He may show up with paper towels. llmart Oct 27 #13

Bawaha surfered Oct 27 #14

ROFL malaise Oct 27 #16

Fuck no. Duncanpup Oct 27 #3

Tiresome, isn't it? SheltieLover Oct 27 #20

Throttled by air travelers when they realized the air traffic controllers could have been paid from the money... surfered Oct 27 #6

Regected by philosphers path in Kyoto Japan Prairie_Seagull Oct 27 #10

Sadly, no spinbaby Oct 27 #12

Ate a tainted McDonalds hamberder Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 27 #17

Not yet, but there is plenty of time left today for a fortunate event SheltieLover Oct 27 #18

"for a fortunate event.". electric_blue68 Oct 28 #40

And now we're another day closer...it's 1:14 am here SheltieLover Oct 28 #41

Ah, you're one Time Zone West of me. electric_blue68 Oct 28 #42

... SheltieLover Oct 28 #43

Nope, not last night, damn. republianmushroom Oct 27 #19

Does walking dead count? Generic Other Oct 27 #23

Today's meme CaptainTruth Oct 27 #24

I've not seen it before surfered Oct 27 #30

Bodyman on the phone with the doctor, Buddyzbuddy Oct 27 #25

Your scene would play out very well visually. Orrex Oct 27 #34

Thank you, Orrex. I'm waiting like a 10 yr. old boy waiting to enter Disneyland. Buddyzbuddy Oct 27 #36

I read that his crew he admitted he had undergone a MRI recently. LonePirate Oct 27 #26

Overexertion from too much Fisty Dancing Seinan Sensei Oct 27 #28

A man with those moves doesn't need a ballroom. surfered Oct 27 #31

Drifting supercharged asbestos dust wafts from the East Wing demolition into the Oval Orifice Wicked Blue Oct 27 #32

No, he's not. ShazzieB Oct 27 #33

Face bitten off by rats Phentex Oct 27 #35

Team blood clot LetMyPeopleVote Oct 27 #37

When that man is dead and gone struggle4progress Oct 27 #38

Wanders away from the Japanese Prime Minister and falls onto a hibachi Totally Tunsie Oct 28 #39