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Martin Eden

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39. LOL - I have another scenario which I posted in this daily thread some months ago

Reply to ultralite001 (Reply #38)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 12:28 PM

Wednesday

Krasnov is posting on his phone while sitting on his golden throne depositing his last digested Happy Meal.

The phone slips from his tiny hands into the putrid slop.

He stands up, spins around, trips over the trousers arounds his cankles, hits his head on the toilet rim, then drowns in his own shit

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