Trump Tried To Get Russ Vought Laid, It Was Awkward

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https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-tried-to-get-russ-vought-laid
Marcie Jones

A rather raunchy recounting - fuller details at the link. (Please note that I did not peruse, partake, or praise the additional details!)

The world is full of horror and woe, so let us enjoy a chortle at this tale via Mehdi Hasan’s website Zeteo:

By mid-2024, Donald Trump and Project 2025 architect Russell Vought were talking on the phone fairly regularly. But it often wasn’t about policy. Trump – when he had downtime from campaigning and plotting his fascist presidency – appeared preoccupied with getting the recently divorced Vought laid, two knowledgeable sources tell me. Trump spoke to Vought, a self-described Christian nationalist who’s now one of the president’s most hardline enforcers, about the “gorgeous” and “beautiful ladies” who roam Trump’s club, Mar-a-Lago, so often that it “weirded out” some of his advisers, in one source’s words. Trump offered to be Vought’s wingman. And Trump spoke crudely of all the “pussy” that Vought would surely get as the president’s favorite “bachelor.”

Ha! Sure, it’s anonymous gossip of the most salacious kind. But it also does fit certain patterns of facts already in evidence!

In spite of Vought’s evangelical views, he and his wife Mary ended the covenant of their marriage in 2023, though she remains vice president of strategic communications for the Heritage Foundation.

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It seems old habits die hard. Trump still surrounds himself with models and beauty queens, and plastic-surgery addicts going for a look that says “I exist for the male gaze.” (With the exception of Susie Wiles, the coastal-grandma outlier.) Kristi Noem was South Dakota’s 1990 Snow Queen; Anna Kelly, a former Miss State Fair of Virginia, was appointed deputy press secretary; and Lindsey Halligan, appointed US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, competed for Miss Colorado twice, once alongside Charlie Kirk’s widow Erica. They window-dress his transgressions.

But, it seems, not everyone aboard the Trump train is a part of the pussy posse of God’s chosen flawed earthly vessel.

So let it be known, ladies. While Russell Vought is single, he does not want to mingle with you Mar-a-Lago jezebels. Keep your filthy paws off his silky drawers! Go read a Bible! Thank you for your attention to this matter.