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3. Killed in a cattle stampede caused by pissed off US ranchers for buying beef from Argentina.

Tue Oct 21, 2025, 09:16 AM

Tuesday

Plowed under by pissed off US farmers for causing China to buy soy beans from Argentina.

Assassinated by pissed off Argentinians for interfering in their Presidential election.

Garroted by pissed off fired USAID employees for giving Argentina $40 billion which was more than their annual budget.

Lynched by a pissed off mob of normal, ordinary, everyday Americans for shitting on them.

If you haven’t noticed, I’m pissed off.

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Fell asleep in the east wing SocialDemocrat61 Tuesday #1

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Apparently there are no guardrails malaise Tuesday #8

Imho, he & his fuck up regeime should PAY for everything out of their own pockets SheltieLover Tuesday #11

Killed in a cattle stampede caused by pissed off US ranchers for buying beef from Argentina. surfered Tuesday #3

Right there with you, buddy! SheltieLover Tuesday #6

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one final meltdown on social media. AllaN01Bear Tuesday #18

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Soon... SheltieLover Tuesday #12

VERY soon! niyad Tuesday #13

Like 79 years ago would've been perfect! SheltieLover Tuesday #14

Exactly!!! niyad Tuesday #15

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OH, don't do that! IIRC, I left a bottle of bubbly in the trunk of my car and it froze and went KERFLOOEY... CTyankee Tuesday #21

I plan to put in the freezer at the time of the announcement of the orange pedphile's death. NNadir Tuesday #34

OK, just chill it for a bit. When should I plan to get to your house from New Haven? CTyankee Tuesday #36

It's about a 4 hour drive. We'll be drunk by the time you get here after the announcement. NNadir Tuesday #37

Never mind. CTyankee Tuesday #38

Well, we can all have our own bottle at home and toast Niyad. NNadir Tuesday #39

Yes. Especially since I scrwed up my own story. Alcohol doesn't freeze. What froze was a bottle of non-alcoholic wine. CTyankee Tuesday #40

You're speaking with a man who has frozen pure ethanol. NNadir Tuesday #42

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