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Showing Original Post only (View all)Is he dead yet? [View all]
Backed over by excavator during demolition of the East Wing?
Backed over by cement truck during construction of his tiny ballsroom?
Taken out by White House Historical Association assassins?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?
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Imho, he & his fuck up regeime should PAY for everything out of their own pockets
SheltieLover
Tuesday
#11
Killed in a cattle stampede caused by pissed off US ranchers for buying beef from Argentina.
surfered
Tuesday
#3
Haunted by Eleanor Roosevelt for destroying the Office of the First Lady she established?
SheltieLover
Tuesday
#4
OH, don't do that! IIRC, I left a bottle of bubbly in the trunk of my car and it froze and went KERFLOOEY...
CTyankee
Tuesday
#21
I plan to put in the freezer at the time of the announcement of the orange pedphile's death.
NNadir
Tuesday
#34
OK, just chill it for a bit. When should I plan to get to your house from New Haven?
CTyankee
Tuesday
#36
It's about a 4 hour drive. We'll be drunk by the time you get here after the announcement.
NNadir
Tuesday
#37
Yes. Especially since I scrwed up my own story. Alcohol doesn't freeze. What froze was a bottle of non-alcoholic wine.
CTyankee
Tuesday
#40
Every day I lay me down and ask that Satan takes him home and frees us all.
Joinfortmill
Tuesday
#26
Someone mistakes him for one of the inflatable animals seen at a No Kings rally, pumps him full of air
generalbetrayus
Tuesday
#30
I just left a message at the office of the 'Committee for the Preservation of the White House'.
Paper Roses
Tuesday
#31