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Marthe48

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18. Maybe not today

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:40 AM

Jul 16

but when he does, maybe the ticker on the death count will stop.

In the meantime, fantasies and happy endings that come to mind:
Force fed ashes from incinerated protein bars till he chokes on them. Although, if you told the ignoramus it was food, he'd cram it all into his bottomless maw.
Or an air bubble injected into the back of his swollen hand
Or stroke
Or UTI from consistently dirty adult diapers

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 16 OP

Screaming into the void.... MiHale Jul 16 #1

No but he continues to lie like a corpse malaise Jul 16 #2

That's what his tombstone should say-- "here he lies forever" LymphocyteLover Jul 16 #46

Perfect or malaise Jul 16 #47

Followed shitler 1's exit strategy prior to the 7/17 enormous protest? SheltieLover Jul 16 #3

Fried to a crisp by faulty autopen? malaise Jul 16 #9

I like that. Have some ice cream. twodogsbarking Jul 16 #12

I'll bring marshmallows and some sticks surfered Jul 16 #39

Chocolate & graham crackers covered here SheltieLover Jul 16 #40

One can dream, right? SheltieLover Jul 16 #19

Indeed 😀 malaise Jul 16 #25

Reminds me of a fantastic book "The Dreaming Universe," by SheltieLover Jul 16 #30

All of them, all at once. niyad Jul 16 #16

Yes, Please!!! SheltieLover Jul 16 #20

Now, you're just showing off! surfered Jul 16 #38

Oh no! SheltieLover Jul 16 #51

This message was self-deleted by its author surfered Jul 16 #44

Extra Bwahs! electric_blue68 Jul 16 #50

So many possibilities & we just need one. SheltieLover Jul 16 #53

He's dead inside even if his mortal shell continues to function LymphocyteLover Jul 16 #4

Ha! Good one. Joinfortmill Jul 16 #5

That could explain the face paint. calimary Jul 16 #26

No, but he smells like it. BWdem4life Jul 16 #6

The Bonnie and Clyde ending scene but with Trump and Bondi. twodogsbarking Jul 16 #7

Bondi and drumroll... malaise Jul 16 #10

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 16 #22

For those who are not aware ......... twodogsbarking Jul 16 #29

Rounded-up by ICE Seinan Sensei Jul 16 #8

Yes please!!! SheltieLover Jul 16 #23

Today, I was thinking of intestinal blockage. no_hypocrisy Jul 16 #11

Been there, done that. Confirm it's painful. eppur_se_muova Jul 16 #13

"anticipating the coming celebrations..." hlthe2b Jul 16 #14

They need some popcorn to go with that cheese SheltieLover Jul 16 #24

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 16 #15

But the day is still young... SheltieLover Jul 16 #27

Dead to me. NT mwooldri Jul 16 #17

Maybe not today Marthe48 Jul 16 #18

All of the above please!!! SheltieLover Jul 16 #28

Nope Gimpyknee Jul 16 #21

Can't wait for them to put him on malaise Jul 16 #31

Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Jul 16 #32

Tripped and fell into the 500 tons of burning food pile for hungry kids Blue Owl Jul 16 #33

YES!!! niyad Jul 16 #34

Excellent! surfered Jul 16 #37

I was thinking he "Mr Creosote"-d after trying to eat the entire pile himself GopherGal Jul 16 #49

Died from a letter bomb from angry Ted Kaczynski after claiming Kaczynski went to MIT, when he actually attended Harvard surfered Jul 16 #35

I didn't know until today, how 'bout y'all? twodogsbarking Jul 16 #41

New to me as well. niyad Jul 16 #43

No worries surfered Jul 16 #36

Understatement of the century SheltieLover Jul 16 #48

Not last night, damn, by the looks of him Lord republianmushroom Jul 16 #42

He bdamomma Jul 16 #45

And his replacement would be just as bad Eliot Rosewater Jul 16 #52

My other thought is that the successor won't necessarily inherit his KKKult. Orrex Jul 16 #54

What I think every time I see one of these threads.... ShazzieB Jul 16 #55