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misanthrope

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6. They can go ahead and jot down the reply
Thu May 22, 2025, 11:57 PM
May 22

"You're so stupid. That's a horrible question and you're an embarrassment as a reporter. You deserve to be fired. If I were your boss, I would look at you and tell you, 'You're fired.' You've heard me say that right? Of course, you have. I had the top-rated TV show in the world and that's what I told people every week. 'You're fired.' That was my trademark for when I had no-good, bad people like you trying to work for me. I dreamed up that saying, 'You're fired.' No ever said it before me, or if they said it, it wasn't as good as me. 'You're fired.' All these people came to me, big, strong people, famous people, people who thought they had what it took. They would look at me with tears in their eyes and beg, 'Sir, sir, please sir, just give me a job. You're so smart and so successful that I know I can learn from you.' But not many of them had what it took. That's when I would look at them and tell them, 'You're fired.' Because they were bums just like you are. Just like Sleepy Joe Biden was. He was just, just the most horrible, no-good president ever, just the worst. Him and Ka-mah-la. They ruined this country, just ruined it. Now he's just, just falling asleep in his pudding with that disease his wife probably gave him. She's a doctor. She probably brought it home from the hospital and gave it to him so no one could find out about all their crimes after we just whipped him in the election. We embarrassed him so bad. We won every single swing state. Every single one. I had lots of, uh, smart, uh, you know, like college teacher guys and experts tell me, 'Sir, sir, we never saw such a complete beatdown like you gave Biden. You're a genius like I've never seen.' So many of them said they thought I was smart enough to do their jobs, any job really, any job in the world. I would be up there with the best."

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