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GopherGal

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3. If he backs further away from fatherhood...

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu May 22, 2025, 07:07 PM

May 22

He'll end up backing all the way around the world and into it again.

Or, for the flat-earthers, he'd back right off the edge and into the void.
(I"m not actually a flat-earther, but I could maybe consider conversion in gratitude for this divine miracle, especially if he took a rotund orange friend with him...)

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