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magicarpet

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1. Eloon has decided to become celebate ....

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu May 22, 2025, 06:12 PM

May 22

..... renounce the fact that he was a capitalist,.. hand in his gold card to the Nazi Club,... and buy his way to become the next Pope at the Vatican.
He will buy the new one off with a $200 billion payoff to go skiing in Switzerland for the rest of his life.

eLoon should make a wonderful Pope.

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