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lark

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10. Died from a heart attack caused by weak old man repeatedly hitting a younger man for saying nice things about Biden.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 21, 2025, 08:06 AM

May 21

Everybody laughs, thinking he's faking. After the actual news comes out, the nation is lit up with fireworks in celebration and everyone is out dancing in the streets and drinking champagne.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 21 OP

Mors Certa C_U_L8R May 21 #1

Or a mattress Jerry2144 May 21 #14

Mind so far gone he forgot to die... MiHale May 21 #2

No, because nobody Gordcanuck May 21 #13

Not yet LetMyPeopleVote May 21 #3

No but there are 24 days to June 14 malaise May 21 #4

Hahaha Joinfortmill May 21 #9

Anxiously waiting for that parade surfered May 21 #16

dip shit on meds they didn't have. but we can hope. pansypoo53219 May 21 #26

Yes we can malaise May 21 #27

my grandpa was hale + hearty, tho on bp drugs. but gran had passed months earlier + leaving out vottage up north always pansypoo53219 May 23 #28

Run over by a golf cart driven by a former "model" from Slovenia. twodogsbarking May 21 #5

Rofl Joinfortmill May 21 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 21 #6

No, goddammit! Joinfortmill May 21 #7

Died from a heart attack caused by weak old man repeatedly hitting a younger man for saying nice things about Biden. lark May 21 #10

Physically overcome with glee watching Rubio and Noem testify at the hearings. surfered May 21 #11

Not yet, but we are a day closer SheltieLover May 21 #12

Died from when his head exploded when Rubio Jerry2144 May 21 #15

Stage 10 Sneederbunk May 21 #17

Meanwhile... hlthe2b May 21 #18

Too cute SheltieLover May 21 #25

Nope, we thought he was, BUT bluestarone May 21 #19

Run over by a rogue tank during his grand parade Wicked Blue May 21 #20

Tried to open the Schrodinger's box from the wrong end? Hugin May 21 #21

Damn, not yet, still waiting. republianmushroom May 21 #22

Popped a big beautiful pill Blue Owl May 21 #23

White genocided in the Oval Office. Emile May 21 #24

Most of the time he's heartless and brainless struggle4progress May 23 #29