Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/23/2025

[Rhiannon12866]

White House Blocks Views Of East Wing Demolition | Beef Price Chaos | The Cobots Are Coming

The Secret Service tried to block journalists from filming the demolition of the East Wing of the White House, Trump angered America's cattle ranchers with a plan to buy more meat from Argentina, and Amazon is trying to put a good spin on news that robots will replace a large percentage of the company's human workers.





Meanwhile... Rabies In NYC | Branded Weddings | Microplastics In Vegetables

Meanwhile... New York City is vaccinating its raccoon population to help stem an outbreak of rabies, a surprising percentage of engaged couples are interested in letting companies advertise at their wedding, and scientists claim to have found microplastics in the world's vegetable supply.





Ballroom Grift

He's tearing down the walls just to hold his stupid balls.

[pfitz59]

1. Sweet

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[Rhiannon12866]

2. Thanks! I knew I'd heard that before, but didn't know from where...

[rampartd]

3. if the commie democrat terrorists keep vaccinating the racoons

what will rfk jr have for thanksgiving dinner?

[littlemissmartypants]

4. Thanks, Rhi! I fell asleep before I could watch last night.

We all need laughter now more than ever. Love you. ❤️

What Are the Health Benefits of Laughter?
https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/benefits-of-laughter

[Rhiannon12866]

5. That's exactly why I post Colbert's monologue and opening every night that he's on

We desperately need the humor these days and somehow he finds a way to make us laugh at the news!