I was going to give up lunch meat for Lent but I couldn't

[Floyd R. Turbo]

quit cold turkey!

[hlthe2b]

1. Well, I wanted to eat fish as per was once the tradition. I need a miracle to afford it!

(Yeah, seriously. I guess there is always canned tuna. The mercury comes free).

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😢

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Floyd, I am your Rick Astley

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…even during Lent.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😃

[Intractable]

5. I call baloney on this!

(Admittedly, that was low-hanging fruit.)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. You just had to

ham it up!😁

[Intractable]

7. Floyd, you are the (liver) wurst!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Ha!

[LudwigPastorius]

9. I was going to stop dressing up as a nun for Lent, but...

I couldn't quit the habit.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 😋

[LudwigPastorius]

11. I was going to stop buying odd-toed, jungle-dwelling ungulates for Lent, but...

I couldn't tapir off.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Ouch! 😬

[orangecrush]

13. ...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 😁

[Endlessmike56]

14. Not to change the subject

But these puns are really cheesy

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. Arrgggh!