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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,595 posts)
Wed Feb 18, 2026, 12:18 PM Wednesday

A catholic priest going to his car after Ash Wednesday services is accosted by a masked gunman who demands the priest

empty his pockets. The priest searches his pockets only to find a few pieces of licorice handing them to the robber. “Damn padre!” says the thief, “I gave up candy for lent!”.

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A catholic priest going to his car after Ash Wednesday services is accosted by a masked gunman who demands the priest (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Wednesday OP
LOL justaprogressive Wednesday #1
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I always worked on Wednesdays at the peds practice. Not being brought up Catholic, it always... 3catwoman3 Wednesday #4
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By the time families got to the office, the marks were just smudges... 3catwoman3 Wednesday #6
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Way back in High school susanr516 Wednesday #8
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3catwoman3

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4. I always worked on Wednesdays at the peds practice. Not being brought up Catholic, it always...
Wed Feb 18, 2026, 12:39 PM
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...took me aback to see so many parents and kids coming in with what looked like bruises on their foreheads until it would finally down on me, "Oh yeah, Ash Wednesday."

3catwoman3

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6. By the time families got to the office, the marks were just smudges...
Wed Feb 18, 2026, 01:11 PM
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...and didn't look like crosses or I'd have probably caught on more quickly.

susanr516

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8. Way back in High school
Wed Feb 18, 2026, 02:38 PM
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A friend asked me what I gave up for lent. I told her I was Baptist and we didn't have to give up anything, since everything was a sin all year long, lol.

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