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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant. 🍭🍬🍫❓
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter, that she has been buying the stuff from drug stores on a regular basis, and would like some more.
The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't stock or sell such an item, smiles at the blonde and says, "One moment please, I will get the Pharmacist." The pharmacist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you miss?" "I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the blonde. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" Said the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to the woman, "This is just a normal stick of under-arm deodorant". The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."
The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't stock or sell such an item, smiles at the blonde and says, "One moment please, I will get the Pharmacist." The pharmacist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you miss?" "I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the blonde. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" Said the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to the woman, "This is just a normal stick of under-arm deodorant". The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."
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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant. 🍭🍬🍫❓ (Original Post)
justaprogressive
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magicarpet
(18,333 posts)1. She must work at Fux Snuz.
Cloudhopper
(32 posts)2. I've often wondered why the 'blonde' jokes aren't body shaming?
What if it said "A fatso walks into a... " ?
Just something I've been tossing around in my head lately, and now it's spilled out.
marble falls
(65,638 posts)3. There is no doubt: this joke is problematic.
EYESORE 9001
(28,289 posts)5. The jokes should be about bleached blondes
One has no control over natural hair color, but many ditzes get their hair dyed blonde.
AllaN01Bear
(25,305 posts)4. lol.
The Blue Flower
(5,873 posts)6. So 'blonde' is code for 'stupid person'?
Or more specifically, 'stupid woman'. Not okay. Definitely not amusing.