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The Sweater 🍯🍮🍭❕
Four married men went fishing. After a while, they started talking to each other.
– You won’t believe what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I promised I’d paint the whole house in a week! – That’s nothing, says another one... – I had to promise her I’d build a new pergola by the pool. – Are you kidding me? – I promised her I’d completely renovate the kitchen, including all the electrical appliances!
The fourth man stays silent... – Hey man, why aren’t you saying anything? You expect us to believe you didn’t promise anything? – Guys, I set my alarm this morning for 5:30. When it started ringing, I turned to my wife and said: Fishing or sex? And she replied... Take a sweater with you!
– You won’t believe what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I promised I’d paint the whole house in a week! – That’s nothing, says another one... – I had to promise her I’d build a new pergola by the pool. – Are you kidding me? – I promised her I’d completely renovate the kitchen, including all the electrical appliances!
The fourth man stays silent... – Hey man, why aren’t you saying anything? You expect us to believe you didn’t promise anything? – Guys, I set my alarm this morning for 5:30. When it started ringing, I turned to my wife and said: Fishing or sex? And she replied... Take a sweater with you!