Aren't Older Women Great 🍯🍮🍭❕

[justaprogressive]

Aren't older women great?
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

"Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

[Diamond_Dog]

1. That's great!

[surfered]

2. Lol. Smart lady.

[Boomerproud]

3. As a 69 year old woman...damn.

You walked right into that one.

[Be Leave On]

4. At your age...

Why would you even want to be with a 23 year old?
A peer is so much better.

[Figarosmom]

5. Funny

But I would bet that sleeping with that 69 year old women is more attuned to your needs than a 23 year old would be.

[hamsterjill]

6. Aren't Older Women Great?

Why YES, we are!!!! LOL We've been through the fight and have come out on the other side. We have the wisdom and the intelligence and the experience to keep life interesting!

Kudos to all of the DU'ers who appreciate that.

And your joke was funny. Thanks for making me laugh!

[Ping Tung]

7. "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce." Mark Twin