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True Dough

(23,196 posts) Mon May 12, 2025, 08:38 AM May 12

Ever have nicknames for you co-workers?

Like these?

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Ever have nicknames for you co-workers? (Original Post) True Dough May 12 OP

I worked with a woman who would never shut up.. Always a brain dump that came out of her mouth mitch96 May 12 #1

Last summer two guys were hired AKwannabe May 12 #2

Sure. OldBaldy1701E May 12 #3

Tommy Boy zuul May 12 #4

I was given one. ... littlemissmartypants May 12 #5

By "religious sunglasses wearer," True Dough May 12 #6

Exactly. 😉🙃❤️ littlemissmartypants May 12 #7

Holy Jesus! True Dough May 13 #10

Mother Mary... littlemissmartypants May 13 #11

Ha! Niagara May 13 #9

I learned something new today, LMSP Niagara May 13 #8

❤️ littlemissmartypants May 13 #12

Ass Kisser Emile May 13 #13

mitch96

(15,239 posts)

1. I worked with a woman who would never shut up.. Always a brain dump that came out of her mouth

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 10:35 AM

May 12

Last edited Mon May 12, 2025, 04:29 PM - Edit history (1)

We even caught her talking to herself when alone.
.We called her motormouth. Everybody knew who we were talking about...
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AKwannabe

(6,793 posts)

2. Last summer two guys were hired

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 10:45 AM

May 12

Eventually we called them tall useless and short useless. They were ridiculously useless and lasted less than 6weeks.

OldBaldy1701E

(7,976 posts)

3. Sure.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 01:47 PM

May 12

Houdini - always disappears when there is work to be done.

Cobra, or Sneaky Snake - the one who is always starting crap to get them to fight because they find it funny.

Plastic Man (or Woman) - the employee who is part contortionist.

He-Man (or Wonder Woman) - the strongest employee.

James Bond (sometimes it was just 'secret agent') - the employee who always has some special thing to do that removes them from the usual drudgery of work stuff.

zuul

(14,690 posts)

4. Tommy Boy

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 03:00 PM

May 12

The boss hired his lazy, inexperienced son who couldn’t find a job anywhere else.

littlemissmartypants

(27,833 posts)

5. I was given one. ...

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 06:15 PM

May 12

Hollywood. Because I am a religious sunglasses wearer. I love my sunglasses because the sun causes cataracts and I love reading so much I protect my eyes.

Some days, it might be lunch before I realized that I still had them on my head.

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True Dough

(23,196 posts)

6. By "religious sunglasses wearer,"

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #5)

Mon May 12, 2025, 08:57 PM

May 12

do you mean the pair looked something like this, LMSP?

littlemissmartypants

(27,833 posts)

7. Exactly. 😉🙃❤️

Reply to True Dough (Reply #6)

Mon May 12, 2025, 09:11 PM

May 12

True Dough

(23,196 posts)

10. Holy Jesus!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #7)

Tue May 13, 2025, 08:55 AM

May 13

I bet they looked good on you too!

littlemissmartypants

(27,833 posts)

11. Mother Mary...

Reply to True Dough (Reply #10)

Tue May 13, 2025, 11:24 AM

May 13

Thought so.

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Niagara

(10,699 posts)

9. Ha!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #6)

Tue May 13, 2025, 08:51 AM

May 13

Niagara

(10,699 posts)

8. I learned something new today, LMSP

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #5)

Tue May 13, 2025, 08:51 AM

May 13

Overexposure to the suns UV rays can contribute to cataracts.

I did copy and paste the information but I'm currently on my phone so it didn't exactly work out for me this morning.

littlemissmartypants

(27,833 posts)

12. ❤️

Reply to Niagara (Reply #8)

Tue May 13, 2025, 11:25 AM

May 13

Emile

(34,912 posts)

13. Ass Kisser

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue May 13, 2025, 01:50 PM

May 13

Mention ass kisser and everyone knew we were speaking about Ted.

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