Jeff Tiedrich - still no sign of life from Glitch McConnell, but Republicans are going full Weekend at Mitch's

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

you can say this about Mitch McConnell: he sure knows how to stay dead. or incapacitated. or whatever the fuck is going on with him at the hospital where his handlers have him stashed away.

it’s been 24 days since Mitch McConnell was found at his home in DC, unconscious and in cardiac arrest, and rushed to a hospital. at no point during those 24 days have we had one sign of life from Mitch. all we’ve gotten are vague assurances from his handlers about how awesomely he’s been doing.

and now that speculation is ramping up that things may not exactly be going swimmingly for Old Mitch, this whole stupid thing has become a farce.

the GOP has apparently decided that the best way to deal with all these pesky questions about ‘what the fuck is up with McConnell’ is to play a vigorous round of Weekend At Mitch’s, with Republican Senator John Barrasso and CNN found object Scott Jennings now claiming to have had ‘20-minute-long’ conversations with the esteemed Senator Turtlehump.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/still-no-sign-of-life-from-glitch

[dedl67]

1. Waiting for The Turtle himself to say "The Reports of my Death Are Greatly Exaggerated."