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Sat Jun 13, 2026, 11:23 AM 16 hrs ago

'But I Thought MAGA Said Bud Light Made You Gay?' - jojofromjerz

"You have GOT to be fucking kidding me."

"The UFC Temu-Thunderdome Small-In-The-Pants-Palooza on the White House lawn, which now looks like somebody crossbred a claw machine with a bouncy castle at a Christian nationalist Bible camp, then shoved it inside a McDonald’s PlayPlace outside an Orlando strip mall, is officially sponsored by… wait for it… wait for it…"

"BUD. FUCKING. LIGHT."

"I am old enough to remember when the ammosexual mouth-breathers of the MAGA multiverse declared holy war on Bud Light."

"They shot it."

"They blowtorched it."

"They ran it over with the family F-150."

Continued at link:

https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/but-i-thought-maga-said-bud-light?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios

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