Jeff Tiedrich - Preznit Fuckup now begging allies to help him win war he says he already won. wait, what?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

so, how’s King Fuckface the First’s illegal war on Iran going?

don’t ask the Mad King — he lives in a dementia-hazed fever-swamp fantasy world where all things are true at once.

Iran is already defeated but they’re also a grave danger, but also their ability attack us has been TOTALLY OBLITERATED and they can’t touch us at all, but we still need bomb the shit out of them so they will finally stop attacking us. oh, and the Strait of Hormuz is both open and not open. it’s Schrödinger’s Strait!

also: fuck our allies, they’re worthless, we can win this thing all by ourselves, in fact, we already have won it all by ourselves, but also our allies are already helping us, but come on, we really need them to step up, because why the fuck aren’t they helping us?

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/preznit-fuckup-now-begging-allies

[CrispyQ]

1. But Biden & the autopen!

JFC.