Jeff Tiedrich - Captain Crazypants clownfucks his way to war

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Operation Epstein Distraction is already a five-alarm shit-show

here’s a huge mistake the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press are making right now, as they cover Dear Leader’s Splendid Iran Adventure™: they’re treating Donny as if he were a rational actor who knows what he’s doing.

spoiler alert: he’s not. he’s bugfuck nuts, in steep cognitive decline, and there is no plan. he’s making it all up as he goes along.

apparently, Mad King Donny spent all of yesterday afternoon phoning random reporters and giving each one a different explanation for what the hell is going on. The Economist’s Gregg Carlstrom sums it up nicely.

Link to tweet

perfectly normal stuff.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/captain-crazypants-clownfucks-his

[Walleye]

1. Well, according to his usual way of talking, four weeks is twice never

[Wednesdays]

2. This. Especially this:

all you reporters who savaged Joe Biden because he was icky and old and smelled bad and probably didn’t even know he was already dead, but are staying silent as Donny’s handlers prop him up like a moldering cadaver — you should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.

[MustLoveBeagles]

3. So much THIS