The Borowitz Report: America's Top Traitor: Meet the Five Finalists

[FakeNoose]

Note: this poll has been running for the past few weeks on The Borowitz Report, however it's only open to paid subscribers. I thought it might be fun for DUers to play along. Please post your comments below.

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/americas-top-traitor-meet-the-five

Who is the most heinous collaborator with the fascist Trump regime?
The moment of reckoning is here.
Sixteen traitors were nominated.
Thousands of readers voted.
Five finalists remain.



Borowitz subscribers are asked to vote for America's top traitor:
JD Vance
Brett Kavanaugh
Mitch McConnell
Clarence Thomas
Stephen Miller

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I am a paid subscriber to The Borowitz Report, and I've been following this story.

My first vote was for Mitch McConnell, however I also nominated Stephen Miller in the initial listings. Now I'm torn as to who really is the TOP Traitor. IMHO They all deserve to be charged, tried and convicted for treason.

[Ocelot II]

1. McConnell.

He could have single-handedly stopped Trump and prevented this whole mess by allowing the impeachment trial to go forward.

[Chasstev365]

2. Two Big Omissions

John Roberts
Newt Gingrich

[FakeNoose]

8. They were both included earlier, but they didn't make the final cut

[The Blue Flower]

3. Hard to choose one

There are those who have hurt Americans repeatedly. And then there's Steven Miller who has damaged America's reputation for all time. None have any moral compass. And then there are the millions who excuse these traitors no matter what evil thing they do. America has lost its place in the world and in the hearts of Americans due to all of them. I say put them all in a $400M 747 and drop them over the ocean.

[surfered]

4. I would have nominated some others, but given only this list, I vote for Stephen Miller.

Baby Goebbels helped make the Kool Aid Trump has been drinking.

[FakeNoose]

9. Borowitz started with 16 on the initial poll list, then it was a weekly elimination

It's shocking how many traitors are walking around free and easy.

[walkingman]

5. McConnell

Responsible for the stacked SCOTUS and not removing Trump first time.

[Glorfindel]

6. Mitch McConnell

The harm he has done to this country is simply incalculable.

[displacedvermoter]

7. McConnell

Could have countered the Comey Letter with an honest report on Russian interference in 2016.

Could have let Senate convict on 1st or 2nd Impeachment

Thwarted honest Supreme Court appointment process, gave us the mess we have now

Traitorous as they come.

[FakeNoose]

10. Yes I agree with everything you say here

McConnell could have stopped it all before Chump was elected the first time. Also he could have stopped Chump with a quick impeachment conviction. As much as he says he "hates" Chump now, McConnell has been his partner in crime all along.

Mitch McConnell is slime.

[red dog 1]

11. I vote for this guy