China's Ministry of State Security Accuses 'Spy Turtles and Spy Fish' of Stealing Sensitive Marine Data

[highplainsdem]

Source: Gizmodo

Stop the presses! Barely a month after President Donald Trump visited Beijing, an espionage scandal is brewing in the pristine waters off China’s long stretches of ocean coastline. China’s Ministry of State Security addressed the situation in a post on the social platform WeChat, the exact wording of which depends on your choice of translator. We’re going by Google Translate’s interpretation here.

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“Foreign intelligence agencies,” the post continues, “are continuously collecting and stealing sensitive maritime data through various new types of espionage equipment.” Egad! What sorts of espionage equipment are we talking here?

Well, the culprits are many and varied, but the ones that caught our eye were “spy turtles and spy fish.” Yes, apparently these devious marine creatures have been “fitted with sensors” and sent to “swim in specific areas, collect ocean data, and transmit it to overseas satellites.” You might wonder exactly how much data a turtle could collect, but according to the Ministry, this is no laughing matter. “Sensitive data such as ocean current dynamics, water temperature characteristics, temperature distribution, and seabed topography, if stolen by foreign intelligence agencies, will seriously endanger China’s national security, military security, and economic security.”

We’ll leave it to experts to assess how serious a threat turtles and fish pose to China’s national, military and economic security, and to readers to ponder whether the current state of America’s national security apparatus has left anyone at the CIA equipped to run a bath, let alone a covert operation involving training turtles and fish to spy on Chinese seabed topography.

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Read more: https://gizmodo.com/chinas-ministry-of-state-security-accuses-spy-turtles-and-spy-fish-of-stealing-sensitive-marine-data-2000774211

[Progressive dog]

1. They've apparently learned

how to think like Donald Trump. Maybe stupidity is a contagious disease.

[DBoon]

2. Do the turtles eat pizza?

and live in sewers?

[Mysterian]

3. I bet it was those Chinese spy turtles that put algae in the Reflecting Pool

[cstanleytech]

4. Mitch, is that you??

[ms.pamela]

5. Probably mechanic robotic sea life

Many of you have probably watched a program on PBS that uses mechanical robotic animals to film animals in the wildlife without direct human contact. I imagine more sophisticated types of robotic creatures could be used by the CIA to spy so the idea isn't as crazy as you think. I also remember reading in my father's Popular Science magazine that our scientists have invented tiny little robot flying creatures that can spy on us, it was at least 2 decades ago that I read that article.

[0rganism]

6. Way past time to make those damn sea turtles show valid ID!

And don't get me started on the creepy oversized sunfish!