Kristi Noem's husband entered a Christian 'sexual behavior' rehab in January: report

[BumRushDaShow]

Source: The Independent

Saturday 11 April 2026 11:41 EDT


Kristi Noem’s husband entered a Christian “sexual behavior” rehab program earlier in January, prior to the bombshell revelations about his alleged “bimbofication” fetish and cross-dressing habits, according to a new report.

Bryon Noem enrolled in the 40-day program at “Pure Desire Ministries,” which brands itself as helping men “stop unwanted behaviors and restore broken relationships,” but did not complete it, according to right-wing commentator Megyn Kelly.

The former Fox News anchor revealed the news on her podcast, The Megyn Kelly Show, citing a woman who had exchanged text messages with Bryon. “I’m entering a therapy program. Much needed and much overdue. 40 days,” messages reportedly sent by Bryon on January 12 stated. Kelly said that the pair had struck up a conversation because of the woman’s own “large breasts.”

Details of Bryon Noem’s activities were first reported by The Daily Mail last month. The newspaper reported that he engaged in a “bimbofication” fetish and sent tens of thousands of dollars, along with photos of him seeking a “Barbie doll”-like appearance, to various female models online.

Read more: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/kristi-noem-husband-sex-rehab-clinic-b2955860.html

[FakeNoose]

1. I guess that explains why there has been no word - he's being deprogrammed

[magicarpet]

2. The hope is they can at least get him to parade around in smaller boobs.

His outfit of choice made Dolly Parton look like she was sporting a training bra.

[JoseBalow]

6. His Name Was Robert Paulson

[magicarpet]

7. Oh my,...

is he breast feeding ?

[Intractable]

29. I always thought his given name was "Meat Loaf."

Mean parents.

[wolfie001]

3. Purely performative

Won't change a thing. That's how his brain is wired.

[TexasBushwhacker]

19. I agree. People can't control what turns them on

Who knows why people develop fetishes, but they do. As long as they don't hurt anyone, leave them be. But one of the issues with Mr. Noem was that he spent thousands of dollars indulging his fetish.

[not fooled]

23. National security risk

that's why there was a problem not with his preferences in and of themselves, but because his wife held a national post that made his behavior prime blackmail material.

Of course there is no real national security anymore. Case in point: a quality background check of the puppy killer would have turned up his history before she got appointed to head a major governmental department.

[BurnDoubt]

25. THERE'S the National Security problem...

Was anybody vetted, and if they WERE, why has so much "Deplorable" slithered its way into the mal-Administration?
Of course when he gave Jared the keys to tool around in America's 1776 Democracy and sell America's Soul to the Devil I had some concern. That was rad when he told us Jared sleeps with his daughter, so he was Aces with him, and that was all the Security Clearance he needed.
The "olde wayes" are boring and waste our time when we should be grifting away and making shit-tons of cash instead of obeying old, groty rules. That's for Dorks.
One good question here would be: "Why didn't the Secretary mention in any one of her performances that an actual National Security risk
used the same bathroom she did while she was out kidnapping people?"
I have a Justice dream, and in it she would be accosted on the street by masked assailants, beaten for complaining, arrested and deported to an unknown location. Rough Karma, I know, but............................. (I have to admit, I often substitute others of her gang when appropriate, and would be OK if they all were incarcerated together, forever, or until.they eat each other.)

[wolfie001]

33. And the hypocrisy

That's what irks me most. I'm a "live and let live" type. Have fun as long as no one gets hurt. No sympathy for that couple though. She's on the dark side with tRUMP. Yuck.

[RockRaven]

4. Weak and dumb and, as others noted, performative.

Embrace yourself and what you are/what you like. And your loved ones on the same terms. (as long as everyone is consenting adults, that is).

[Ocelot II]

5. Seems to me that Byron's private fetish was a lot less harmful to society

than Kristi's various acts of canicide, capricide, and casual cruelty to human beings on a daily basis, not to mention her performative cosplaying and Mierda-Lardofication of her face to try to make her boss like her.

[Irish_Dem]

8. Exactly. Having sex with balloons is far less dangerous than anything his wife did.

She had people murdered, kidnapped, placed in torture camps, even children were subjected to this treatment.

She helped ruin the US government and our country in so many way I cannot list them all.

[mgardener]

9. She shot her dog

I would not want to be her kids or her husband.

[Irish_Dem]

14. She is seriously mentally ill.

Her husband was probably happy she had a boyfriend and lived out of state.

[magicarpet]

11. The criticism entails,...

... these KKKrishtun Nationalists are so quick to criticize and point out someone else's flaws.

They don’t read their Bible,..

When this one has a speck of sawdust in their eye,... and you have a log in yours. Attend to your own issues, problems, and imperfections before you cast judgement on others.

Don't do a white glove test on your neighbors house until yours is spotless, disinfected, and clean.

The message isn't about boobs,...

....it's about hypocritical and judgemental energies run rampant by family values extreme right-wingers.

[magicarpet]

15. Kristi is galavanting all around with her boy-toy Lewandowski.

Adultery is mentioned in the Ten Commandments,.. Kristi Noem obviously has not yet had time to read and/or digest them.

Rather than polishing Lewandowski's stick,.. Kristi should have spend the time in intensive marriage counseling to honor her oaths of matrimony and mend her relationship with her husband - who might feel abandoned or sexually deprived. Kristi's marriage seriously & unquestionably seems to need a reboot.

Does she have a Priest or a Pastor than she could consult ?

Maybe Jesus trDUMP could offer his pastoral services and unscramble that convoluted mess of the Noem's matrimony.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

10. Gives new meaning to "cross"-dressing.

[Skittles]

12. about as effective as prayers

[paleotn]

13. Gonna pray it out of him. Ok.

[AverageOldGuy]

16. Does this mean . . .

. . . after completing the program, he will cross-dress only as a nun?

[LisaL]

18. He didn't complete the program.

So I guess we will never know.

[DBoon]

17. Will "Pure Desire Ministries" work with couch fetishes?

Asking for JD Vance

Yes I know JD's couch fetish is speculation.

[Lifeafter70]

26. I was wondering if vance referred them

Since I read upthread he didn't complete the program

[LeftInTX]

20. Here was his one of his dominatrix that he would chat with.

https://x.com/raelynnrileyxx



To each their own...but it is "different"
And I think this type of enhancement is physically unhealthy.

Apparently, they had a nine year online affair.

Her twitter feed is worth a read.

[3Hotdogs]

28. See? I'm lucky. When I entered geriatricity, I grew my own man-boobs. They ain't as big as his but I gets to play

with 'em and it don't cost me nuthin.

[NJCher]

32. Thanks

I think. 🤔

That brings it home in a way nothing else can.

—————-

Think about this, all you people who have been in a long-term relationship. He was doing this for nine years. Nine years! How in the hell do you remain oblivious to someone engaging in this kind of odd behavior for nine years.!?

I mean, wouldn’t you at least wonder about all the balloons in the sock drawer?

[LeftInTX]

37. I think they need to get a divorce. He's been married to another type of dominatrix for too long.

I don't see much hope for their marriage. He needs to get out on his own and "find himself"...

I'm not the type of person who recommends divorce lightly, but I think their marriage is beyond repair. I think Kristi is just plain old toxic and he needs to get away.....

[BattleRow]

21. Wouldn't Impure Desires be a more fitting title?

[blue blues]

22. I think a covid shot should do it - that will change his DNA

[truthisfreedom]

24. Republicans

[Sneederbunk]

27. Have never understood South Dakota culture.

[hamsterjill]

30. Oh, brother.

n/t

[SunSeeker]

31. LOL

Christian sexual rehab?

It was his extreme Christian evangelical views that fed his female “bimbo” objectification fetish.

That’s like going to alcohol rehab at a bar.

[twodogsbarking]

34. Shouldn't he be poking his eyes out? Seems like I read that somewhere.

[Javaman]

35. In other news: Noems hubby demands he have fetish beaten out of him

He quietly mentioned something about a safe word

[travelingthrulife]

36. Does Puppy/Human Killer have a christian class she could go to so she stops

trying to hurt and kill people?