I have a modest proposal:

[PCIntern]

A Democrat should introduce a bill making it illegal to bring water to anyone waiting in line or admitted to a Trump speech, effective starting on the 103 degree day of this July 4th.

If you know, you know.

[erronis]

1. And the royal blob has said he'll make a very long speech no matter the temperature.

I'll bet he'll be spewing while having AC blasting at his corpustulence. (Oh, I just invented a word!)

[calimary]

2. It's a good word to apply to him.

And it’s easier to use in polite company than “fucking goddamn bastard”.

GOOD one: “corpustulence”! I like it A LOT!!!

[Just Jerome]

3. Good word.

Hope they don’t revoke your linguistic license.

On second thought, joke ‘em if they can’t take a fuck!

[bmichaelh]

4. Curb Your Enthusiasm

In last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, character Larry David was arrested for giving someone water on the voter line in Georgia

[ColoringFool]

5. Having taught the OG "A Modest Propsal," I know!

[Jacson6]

6. Well then people would just bring them Gatorade & a beer!

[BidenRocks]

7. Shirt color is black!