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sheshe2

(99,067 posts)
Sat Jun 27, 2026, 08:52 PM 5 hrs ago

Mrs. Betty Bowers: Bible study



Class, in accordance with Texas’s new law, we are going to engage in Bible study. Please open you Bibles to Ezekiel 23:20. “There she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculations were like that of horses.” The Bible, pornography for the WHOLE family!

Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-06-27T20:15:44.251Z
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Mrs. Betty Bowers: Bible study (Original Post) sheshe2 5 hrs ago OP
Best if the bibble studies are read over the school intercom every morning. erronis 4 hrs ago #1
Bwahahahaha sheshe2 2 hrs ago #7
Samson saw a harlot on the streets of Gaza, and he "went to her." Swede 4 hrs ago #2
Prolly 🤣 sheshe2 4 hrs ago #3
Might Codifer 2 hrs ago #6
holy crap! i had to google and found this on biblegateway orleans 3 hrs ago #4
Oh my! 🤣 sheshe2 2 hrs ago #8
but you have to get the "right" bible -- apparently there are different "translations" and they are not all as explicit orleans 14 min ago #12
Mrs. Betty Bowers is an absolute treasure. NoMoreRepugs 2 hrs ago #5
She certainly is! sheshe2 2 hrs ago #9
Kick dalton99a 2 hrs ago #10
Just don't let Cheeto hear about this - or he'll order up mass Bible burnings peppertree 2 hrs ago #11

erronis

(24,984 posts)
1. Best if the bibble studies are read over the school intercom every morning.
Sat Jun 27, 2026, 09:04 PM
4 hrs ago

Got to get those children primed for an exciting day of more scriptural nonsense!

I always wondered what happened to the kids in my elementary school who got to go to "catechism". Now I know.

Swede

(40,535 posts)
2. Samson saw a harlot on the streets of Gaza, and he "went to her."
Sat Jun 27, 2026, 09:20 PM
4 hrs ago

Prolly they went for a walk.

orleans

(37,472 posts)
4. holy crap! i had to google and found this on biblegateway
Sat Jun 27, 2026, 10:58 PM
3 hrs ago

i don't care what exactly this is supposed to be -- those dirty old men writing this shit must have had a hard time staying on task



Two Adulterous Sisters
23 The word of the Lord came to me: 2 “Son of man, there were two women, daughters of the same mother. 3 They became prostitutes in Egypt, engaging in prostitution from their youth. In that land their breasts were fondled and their virgin bosoms caressed. 4 The older was named Oholah, and her sister was Oholibah. They were mine and gave birth to sons and daughters. Oholah is Samaria, and Oholibah is Jerusalem.

5 “Oholah engaged in prostitution while she was still mine; and she lusted after her lovers, the Assyrians—warriors 6 clothed in blue, governors and commanders, all of them handsome young men, and mounted horsemen. 7 She gave herself as a prostitute to all the elite of the Assyrians and defiled herself with all the idols of everyone she lusted after. 8 She did not give up the prostitution she began in Egypt, when during her youth men slept with her, caressed her virgin bosom and poured out their lust on her.

9 “Therefore I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, the Assyrians, for whom she lusted. 10 They stripped her naked, took away her sons and daughters and killed her with the sword. She became a byword among women, and punishment was inflicted on her.

11 “Her sister Oholibah saw this, yet in her lust and prostitution she was more depraved than her sister. 12 She too lusted after the Assyrians—governors and commanders, warriors in full dress, mounted horsemen, all handsome young men. 13 I saw that she too defiled herself; both of them went the same way.

14 “But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans[a] portrayed in red, 15 with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea. 16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.[c]

22 “Therefore, Oholibah, this is what the Sovereign Lord says: I will stir up your lovers against you, those you turned away from in disgust, and I will bring them against you from every side— 23 the Babylonians and all the Chaldeans, the men of Pekod and Shoa and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them, handsome young men, all of them governors and commanders, chariot officers and men of high rank, all mounted on horses. 24 They will come against you with weapons,[d] chariots and wagons and with a throng of people; they will take up positions against you on every side with large and small shields and with helmets. I will turn you over to them for punishment, and they will punish you according to their standards. 25 I will direct my jealous anger against you, and they will deal with you in fury. They will cut off your noses and your ears, and those of you who are left will fall by the sword. They will take away your sons and daughters, and those of you who are left will be consumed by fire. 26 They will also strip you of your clothes and take your fine jewelry. 27 So I will put a stop to the lewdness and prostitution you began in Egypt. You will not look on these things with longing or remember Egypt anymore.



https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023&version=NIV

mrs. betty bowers: good job! LOL

sheshe2

(99,067 posts)
8. Oh my! 🤣
Sat Jun 27, 2026, 11:35 PM
2 hrs ago

No wonder pedo trump and his ilk want them to study the bible; they are grooming them.

orleans

(37,472 posts)
12. but you have to get the "right" bible -- apparently there are different "translations" and they are not all as explicit
Sun Jun 28, 2026, 01:43 AM
14 min ago

as this one is.

i've been googling and on a bible website -- and screw it! i'm done. i have no interest in studying the bible
but i did see several other versions that were no where close to this one. although i did find this one too.


even if the schools in tx are planning on using a porno-lite version of the bible, there is still plenty of crap in it for grooming purposes

peppertree

(23,583 posts)
11. Just don't let Cheeto hear about this - or he'll order up mass Bible burnings
Sat Jun 27, 2026, 11:47 PM
2 hrs ago

Can't imagine why.

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