Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Had a stroke while having a stroke?

Blood pressure crashed when his heart meds interacted with a megadose of viagra?

Coronary while treating loving an aide just like his own daughter?


Just fucking died already?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went to the Great American State Fair

and went for a ride on the ferris wheel, but he was over the weight limit and the motor went wild, accelerating to a extremely high speed until he pod was ejected, flying off across Washington and crashing in to the reflecting pool where the algae ate him.

[Orrex]

2. Very elaborate!

I love it!

[Blue Owl]

19. That is a most amusing tableaux to visualize!

[Joinfortmill]

6. I can see it now!

[SheltieLover]

3. Stuck in the drain when plug was pulled on Reflecting Pool?

[Blue Owl]

18. And too weak to heft his fat ass free

[twodogsbarking]

4. Attacked by Smurfs upset that the cost of blue paint went up by 350%.

[Joinfortmill]

5. No, goddammit!

[Goonch]

7. ;-{) WAISTED ON WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. We share your dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[twodogsbarking]

10. If he was dead the US would be sending more aid to Venezuela. So sad.

[niyad]

12. True.

[malaise]

11. No.but all of Venezuela is ready

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to celebrate that moment

[niyad]

13. True. I think most of the world is.

[malaise]

14. Correct

😀

[hlthe2b]

15. "I have a response for you, orange menace..."

"Everyone else, have a nice weekend!"

[jls4561]

16. Crushed by bridge collapse after he hired a "brilliant guy I know" to build a bridge between church and state.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143685529

Engineers confirmed that bearing the weight of swamp slime caused the collapse after viewing the photo of Paula White and others surrounding a dozing Donnie.

[Blue Owl]

17. Here's to... possibilities!