Missing New Jersey Congressman Thomas Kean NOT abducted by aliens!

[clevergrrrl]

Tim Burchett does his regular Foghorn Leghorn, corn pone, country fried, aww shucks, dag gummit routine to explain that some missing scientists sure as heck sounds suspicious but that missing New Jersey Republican Congressman Thomas Kean Jr. was most certainly not abducted by aliens.

Sounds like Tim Burchett just fell off the manure truck.

The woman in white, Leslie Kean is I think is related to the Congressman, didn't quite get the gist of that.

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[bucolic_frolic]

1. This is just getting weird.

Any normal illness would prompt a few publicity photos and prayer requests, to garner sympathy and maintain public interest.

One begins to think this guy is dodging for a reason and the longer this goes on the more serious the reason is.

[clevergrrrl]

2. It's gotta be really bad

Serious drugs or serious sex scandal. Or maybe he just doesn't give a flying F and he's hanging out in Bora Bora.

[clevergrrrl]

3. I thought there was supposed to be some big statement

yesterday about his where abouts. I really want to know where he is now.

[maxsolomon]

5. Gotta be in Rehab

in Switzerland or something.

Most rehabs would be complete by now.

[3Hotdogs]

4. Dunno. I read 1st person accounts of people who were abducted by aliens. Some of them had anal probes stuck up

them.

Kean wouldn't admit that since it might allude to homosexual stuff and Republican Jesus don't like none of that stuff going on.