Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shocked to death by Bill Kristol's announcement?

Stroked out in rage trying to find Bill Kristol in Analyze This?

Aneurysm moments later, trying to remember who Bill Kristol is?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. Bwaaaaaaaah for the

Kowtower-in-Chief

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/donad-trump-xi-jinping-beijing-summit-trade-taiwan-dictator

[malaise]

2. No but

Xi sure wiped the grin off his orange face

[Roy Rolling]

3. Thoughts and prayers daily

Every day Americans pray for the POTUS. He survived the night.

The 80% of Americans wishing he would “go to a better place” have again been ignored by the will of Providence.

A cult of hyenas can call their most orange member a lion, only because they don’t know the difference between the roar of a lion and a weak, laughing hyena snicker. Until the hyenas send their orange jello king to England or China.

Now everyone in the whole world knows America’s lion king is a hyena.

Except MAGAts.

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. At the state dinner on China

choked on sn egg roll.

[surfered]

5. No, but White House staff must think we're getting closer to that happy day.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143665660

And for any Trump supporters who have a problem with this thread, just call me on yourTrump phone.

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. We share your dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

10. Now would be good.

[IronLionZion]

16. I expect I won't even have to check the news

I'll hear much rejoicing in the streets outside.

[malaise]

20. The planet will shake

from folks jumping up and down

[LymphocyteLover]

22. California might finally break away from the rest of the continent

[malaise]

23. You win the thread

[SheltieLover]

18. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

7. A victim of Mayhem. Received Gold Award for best death in a commercial.

Isn't it IroniKKK.

[GreenWave]

8. China just pumped out all the deadly gas in him to use for warfare.

I honestly thought there would be nothing left of him,

[LymphocyteLover]

11. Excellent theme today!

Maybe his brain will Kristolize today...

[malaise]

19. Crystal or Pellucidly

CLEAR?

[LymphocyteLover]

21. LOL! Whatever does the trick.

[QueerDuck]

12. Today is not the day. Perhaps tomorrow.

Fingers crossed!

[hlthe2b]

13. An oldie but goodie reprise: "Ahm on my way! Stand aside!"

[QueerDuck]

14. Stroked out listening to a Kars4Kids commercial jingle?

[IronLionZion]

15. Confusion with Billy Crystal

[SheltieLover]

17. Sadly not yet, but there is plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur.

[Blue Owl]

24. Trampled by 300 million angry Americans who want their life back

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. The world is waiting