FLASH! The trumpy phone scam is finally over! Phones now being shipped as promised...but....WAIT......

[634-5789]

There truly is 'One Born Every Minute'

[whopis01]

1. But it's got the Murican flag on it. So patriotic.

Fun note: you can differentiate the Murican flag from the American flag by counting the stripes.



The Murican flag has a sleek 11 stripes unlike the 13 of the American flag.

[ms liberty]

10. OMG, it does, doesn't it? All his effing staff are illiterate morans. Why do they keep making that error?

IRL, any employee making that basic of a mistake more than once would be fired. In aMurika, they do it every time and it's a reason for promotion.

[mwmisses4289]

13. "Why do they keep making that error?"

Umm...it costs more to print the two extra stripes? Can't have those extra pennies go anywhere except in to t and sons pockets, ya know. How else are they gonna pay for all those golden toilets in the ballroom bunker?

[whopis01]

18. My favorite comment I saw was

Since the stripes represent the 13 colonies they got rid of Massachusetts and Delaware.

Massachusetts obviously because it is way too liberal.
Delaware because, like most corporations, they are registered in Delaware, so if they get rid of Delaware you can't file suit against them.

[mwmisses4289]

20. Snort! lol!

[Sweet Rosie Red]

15. MAGA!

Morons Are Governing America!

[Totally Tunsie]

22. It wouldn't surprise me if it were deliberate.

This way, if some proud American brings suit over trumpty-dumpty using the flag image, they can just retort "Oh no...we aren't using the American flag - ours has only 11 stripes". Sounds like an out that they would use to their advantage.

In trumpland, there's always a way out!

[Aussie105]

2. And the recipients will love it!

Treasure it forever, and show it to all their friends!

Shmucks!

Everyone knows America doesn't have the technology or manufacturing base to make a mobile phone.

Except the shmucks of course.

[MarcoZandrini]

3. The only ringtone available is...

….YMCA.

[irisblue]

4. Trump Mobile disabled comments on this. The BBQ level roasting was fierce

[mwmisses4289]

6. I don't do twittery x or whatever it is called now,

but it would almost be worth it to join just to read the comments!

[sleroy49]

12. I quit Twitter ...

and then I opened a new account to give the morons on there shit whenever I can. It is a complete cesspool over there.

[ms liberty]

11. This makes me happy.

[IronLionZion]

5. Make America Grift Again

[mwmisses4289]

7. And now we know the real reason he went to China.

He had to find a Chinese company that would do his fake phones and fast.

[Doodley]

8. This phone will be crap and MAGA customers will be even more pissed.

[ms liberty]

16. They have my sympa...no, no they don't.

[KS Toronado]

9. Does it take selfies?

[Squaredeal]

14. The claim "Made with American Values" violates the FTC Act of County of Origin regulations

That, with the semblance of an American flag portrayed on the back of the phone, gives the consumer the false impression that the phone was made in the USA, when it wasn’t. The wording was devised by lawyers to create the argument that it is meaningless, and therefore unenforceable, while the obvious intent is to mislead the potential buyer of the phone’s origin.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

17. I see the Trump phone has two mics, one to talk through, and the other a MIC label (Made In China)! LOL

[Emile]

19. Making China Great Again

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

21. C'mon, next you'll claim China is building a wall ... nt

[eppur_se_muova]

23. A beautiful wall ... a great wall ! nt