Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Implemented new Anti-Woke policy by falling asleep? Forever?

Coronary while chasing Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Bent forward to kiss his beloved reflection and drowned in The Reflecting Pool?


Just fucking died already, for literally ANY reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) CONSUMED BY TORNADOES

[Blue Owl]

12. Looks like a FF5* rated tornado

*(Fat Fuck 5)

[malaise]

2. No but

He is stark raving mad

[Emile]

3. 22-foot, golden statue of trump at one of his Florida golf courses falls over

on top of trump, and crushing the old man to death.

[LymphocyteLover]

6. there are so many wonderful possibilities of karmic endings for this supreme motherfucker

[Coldwater]

4. No, but

[LymphocyteLover]

5. at one point I could see him being fatally attracted to his own reflection, but I think now, even he knows

how hideous he looks.

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. We share your dream. Someday soon...

🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

10. Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

8. Sadly not yet, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event today.

[Buddyzbuddy]

11. Nope, he just smells that way, all the time.

[hlthe2b]

13. Contemplating that "Presidential Gift" from China's President Xi tomorrow...

Xi's trade representatives have assured staffers to tell Trump; "Not to worry... I'm sure none of those endangered little bats carry any new COVID-variant... Hell, MAGA, Rand Paul & RFK Jr, said they were not the source anyway, remember? Aren't they cute? Besides, all those trade deals, remember?"

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. That thing looks vicious and strangely cute 🥰

[hlthe2b]

16. Those reared by hand actually are cute and friendly little creatures...

And most, especially in North America, really are not transmitting viruses, but in the wild, caution is appropriate...

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. Thanks for the info

[Joinfortmill]

14. 🤣

No, but soon, my friends, soon. TickTock

[twodogsbarking]

18. Went to Fort Knox and had all the gold loaded on Bonejet One. Insisted on piloting the craft alone and crashed into

Merda Loco when trying to land.

[Wicked Blue]

19. The overused rage-tweeting fingers develop bood clots

Buh-bye!