Is he planning on a military parade on July 4th?

[question everything]

Is this why he decided to do an Emily Latella "never mind" about the war half way around the world?

So that he can march as the conquering hero?

Yesterday Jon Stewart showed how, in the middle of a bruising war all he talked on his plane is about the.... gilded ball.

[CrispyQ]

1. I thought he preferred Flag Day, June 14, since it's on his birthday.

But he'll probably steal the 4th, too. He's such a shit.

[question everything]

2. And the big Eight Oh. Someoe should be able to form a turd as an image of 80.

[Endlessmike56]

3. Probably won't have enough missiles for a parade since he's using them all up on his "excursion"

[OLDMDDEM]

4. More likely on June 14.

[Norrrm]

5. Trump's parade..... Sah-lute!

[Vinca]

6. I thought that was Wrestling Day with his plans for the 100,000 seat stadium on the White House lawn.

[nitpicked]

7. That event is scheduled for June 14

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