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Orrex

(67,111 posts)
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:05 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Shot himself in his bunker as befits murderous, tyrannical dictators?

Fitted with shock collar triggered by lying and was fried a crisp in 15 minutes?

Crushed once again by the plummeting dollar?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
No, but he's an old man...someone should be kind enough to help him. MiHale Yesterday #1
Meh, malaise Yesterday #6
Stroked out gazing out window? SheltieLover Yesterday #2
Bwaaaaah malaise Yesterday #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #3
I have a dream... surfered Yesterday #10
Would be nice if the marker would be that accurate! niyad Yesterday #14
No kidding! SheltieLover Yesterday #23
Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #22
No but malaise Yesterday #4
somehow the day of our deliverance ever eludes us... it must be Satan at work LymphocyteLover Yesterday #7
Drowned in ketchup. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8
Another month of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad Yesterday #9
Based upon the Vulcan mind meld, Spock believes he's already dead. surfered Yesterday #11
"Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today" hlthe2b Yesterday #12
POOOOOOOOR BABY!!! We share your pain. niyad Yesterday #13
Poor little pup MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #16
Doggie wins the thread malaise Yesterday #21
Yes! SheltieLover Yesterday #24
;-{) Bunkered Goonch Yesterday #15
No, but as one NoKings attendee said.... Tanuki Yesterday #17
Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus bluestarone Yesterday #18
Note to self: more stick pins for my poppets. niyad Yesterday #19
LOL, the more the merrier! bluestarone Yesterday #20
buying stock in hat pins GopherGal Yesterday #26
Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public. niyad Yesterday #27
King Charles bumps him off during state visit Wicked Blue Yesterday #25
That works. niyad Yesterday #28
Thanks Wicked Blue Yesterday #29
So very, very true. niyad 23 hrs ago #30
The day that we are waiting for LetMyPeopleVote 23 hrs ago #31

SheltieLover

(80,449 posts)
2. Stroked out gazing out window?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:44 AM
Yesterday

(
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1322110774#post1 )

Smothered when face became covered by stickers intended to hide his fugly mug on National Parks passes?


niyad

(132,440 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:45 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(296,094 posts)
4. No but
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:00 AM
Yesterday

Hopefully one of those UFC fighters knock him out cold at the South Lawn 80th birthday party in 75 days

hlthe2b

(113,954 posts)
12. "Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today"
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:47 AM
Yesterday

"makes me cry..." sigh

bluestarone

(22,177 posts)
18. Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:40 AM
Yesterday

Lot's of STICK PINS were being ordered, so just a matter of time i'm thinking.

niyad

(132,440 posts)
27. Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 12:09 PM
Yesterday

My purses have handy little outside pockets, easily accessible.

Wicked Blue

(8,867 posts)
25. King Charles bumps him off during state visit
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:17 AM
Yesterday

"Bloody pretentious twat," he declares. "I am the king,"

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