Only Musk could find a way to puff his chest, swagger and swing his d**k over looking like a complete and utter dork

[Miles Archer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) 2026-03-28T15:16:56.039Z

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. I disagree, but it's still funny. NT

[Johnny2X2X]

2. People know what this is right?

He’s attempting to look like a Nazi.

[mwmisses4289]

12. I was just thinking he was trying to look like hitler.

His drug use has really added what little brain he may have had, hasn't it?

[EdmondDantes_]

15. Give him full credit, he also acts and talks like a nazi

[JI7]

3. He had had hair transplants and other surgeries

Look at the before pics and what he looked like originally.

If he had still looked like that people would view him more like that Shkreli guy .

[Celerity]

7. yes

[TexasBushwhacker]

20. Elon's brother Kimball is rarely pictured

without his cowboy hat.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/musks-brother-tries-to-explain-away-epstein-files-shame/

When he is, his hairline is like Elon's used to be. He was involved with Epstein too.

[newdeal2]

4. Oh I was focused in on his mustache

He looks ridiculous.

[Probatim]

5. That mustache (and Ted Cruz' beard) are why I won't grow either.

One comparison between either and I'd put my head in a blender.

[Aviation Pro]

6. Howard Hughes 2.0

Except Howard was a freaking genius.

[llmart]

8. Egads!

He is one ugly person. Nothing he can do will ever help.

[flvegan]

9. I can't stop seeing Beaker from The Muppets there.

He's such a dipshit.

[displacedvermoter]

10. Or one of the Peaky Blinders

[mwmisses4289]

13. Except Beaker was cute and sweet.

Elon...not so much.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

11. He bought his first Flowbee, and lost the instruction book.

Lookin' good, Elon!

[Alice Kramden]

14. LOL

Flowbee!

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. Where did he get the idea that anyone was "mad" about his haircut?

[Miles Archer]

17. He's like Trump. He believes America keeps an ongoing log of his bowel movements.

The CHALLENGE that comes with CONFRONTING what Musk calls "the woke mind virus" is that someone must be acting in a "woke" manner for one to admonish or ridiculing them for it.

As opposed to, oh...I don't know...being completely indifferent to what Musk looks like.

This is why he ordered the Twitter programmers to boost his tweets. Sure, he's got fanboys, just like Trump. But outside of that bubble, the average woke man or woman walking down the street just sees a guy on drugs with a big mouth and a face like a frog.

[Marie Marie]

18. How does one go through life thinking that everyone, everywhere is

focused on every little thing that you do? He looks ridiculous but I defend his right to look like even more of a dork than he did before.
Shout out to Four Season landscaping - they have a great sense of humor .

[lame54]

19. A bad toupee...

Would look.better than that

[Conjuay]

21. I think owning an emerald mine is the only reason he ever managed to get laid.

[LudwigPastorius]

22. "it shows where I stand"

You don't need a fucked up, faschy haircut for that.

You already showed us where you stand, asshole.

[GreenWave]

23. It's called the Kim Jong Un.