Sharks in Bahamas test positive for cocaine, caffeine: Study

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

(NewsNation) — Sharks in the Bahamas have tested positive for cocaine, caffeine and painkillers, a new study found, showing the impact of marine pollution.

Researchers analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas.

Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some kind in their system.

The findings show how widespread pollution can spread, even to places seen as pristine, researchers say.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/sharks-bahamas-test-positive-cocaine-211223497.html

Don Jr been vacationing there again?

[Permanut]

1. No toilet seats down there, ya gotta get it somewhere.

[Ocelot II]

2. I'm not sure I'm comfortable knowing that there are sharks who are wired on caffeine and cocaine.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

4. On the bright side, at least it's not reds and vitamin C. NT

[Hassin Bin Sober]

11. That would be a shame.

[Sneederbunk]

3. Sharks as mules?

[ananda]

10. That's a very good question.

I hadn't thought of that, but that tracks
in some interesting ways.

[maxrandb]

5. Cocaine Sharks would be a great band name

[Ilsa]

8. Variations: Sharxon Coke? Cocaine Jaws? nt

[sheshe2]

6. Don and RFK Jr's spend lots of time there...

or so I have heard.

[BlueSpot]

7. I guess we have our sequel to Cocaine Bear n/t

[musette_sf]

9. Or

Cokesharknado

[canetoad]

12. Makes me wonder

About the orcas that attack and sink boats in the Mediterranean.