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Miles Archer

(23,157 posts)
Fri Mar 27, 2026, 12:35 PM 17 hrs ago

Matt "I heart fondling interns" Schlapp poops his shorts over "wave of cheers" from CPAC crowd RE Trump impeachment

Conservative activist and lobbyist Matthew Schlapp was left speechless Friday after attempting to “hype up” the crowd at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) conference in Texas, only for the effort to backfire spectacularly.

“How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?” Schlapp asked the massive crowd at the annual conservative event.

To Schlapp’s surprise, a wave of cheers erupted from the crowd.

“No,” Schlapp responded, shaking his head and smiling awkwardly. “That was the wrong answer. Let me try it again: how many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?”

https://www.rawstory.com/cpac-2676629874/

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Matt "I heart fondling interns" Schlapp poops his shorts over "wave of cheers" from CPAC crowd RE Trump impeachment (Original Post) Miles Archer 17 hrs ago OP
LOL it's hilarious to watch leftstreet 17 hrs ago #1
Won't be liberals who lead the lynch mob. Kid Berwyn 17 hrs ago #2
MAGAts who are staring down the barrel of a draft notice may develop second thoughts about their Messiah Miles Archer 17 hrs ago #3
A popular MAGAt quote of recent days... Kid Berwyn 16 hrs ago #4
Matt got Bitch Schlapped Blue Owl 8 hrs ago #5

Kid Berwyn

(24,326 posts)
2. Won't be liberals who lead the lynch mob.
Fri Mar 27, 2026, 12:53 PM
17 hrs ago

Right now, besides Russia and the Middle East War Zone, I can't think of where the GUARDIANS OF PERVERTS will find shelter.

Miles Archer

(23,157 posts)
3. MAGAts who are staring down the barrel of a draft notice may develop second thoughts about their Messiah
Fri Mar 27, 2026, 01:02 PM
17 hrs ago

One of the most frequent memes I've seen, in many variants, is the notion of MAGAts saying "But you were supposed to just hurt the people I don't like, not me too."

And, that's what they got.

And sure, some of them ARE taking it on the chin, because that's what patriots do, and they are convinced that Trump is Moses and that he will lead them out of Egypt if they just remain patient enough.

Kid Berwyn

(24,326 posts)
4. A popular MAGAt quote of recent days...
Fri Mar 27, 2026, 01:57 PM
16 hrs ago

"How could I have been so stupid to vote for that conman?"

I'd like to correct them by saying, "He's not just a conman, Trump is a traitor."

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