Trump's Sons Launch Jaw-Dropping Bid to Cash in on Dad's War

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Donald Trump’s sons could be in for a payday over their father’s planned $1 billion-plus military equipment purchases.

Donald Jr. and Eric Trump are investors in a new drone company targeting Pentagon contracts, with plans to go public on the Nasdaq, according to The Wall Street Journal.

The Trump administration has made domestic drone supply a national security priority, banning new models of Chinese drones—which had long dominated the consumer and commercial markets—and launching the Pentagon’s Drone Dominance initiative.

The program is earmarked to spend $1.1 billion procuring hundreds of thousands of American-made systems by 2027. That has opened a major commercial window in a sector that has historically been fragmented and starved of defense contracts.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-sons-launch-jaw-dropping-143459597.html

[Skittles]

1. remember when repukes screamed endlessly about Hunter Biden?

[JBTaurus83]

6. Yes

So our side should have everyone hitting tv talking about this.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

9. Well he painted a $5000 dollar painting!

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

11. Yep. Laptop! Laptop!

[gfarber]

2. Trump's Sons

There once was a plan from the Hill,
To buy drones by the hundred-thousand still.
With a billion to spend,
The Pentagon penned
A program to boost domestic skill.

Two sons of a president bold
Found a startup in drones to behold.
If contracts align,
And markets feel fine,
Their Nasdaq debut might turn gold.

For years Chinese drones filled the sky,
Cheap cameras that businesses buy.
But bans changed the game,
Security’s aim—
Now local manufacturers try.

The Pentagon’s push came with might,
“Drone Dominance” set in its sight.
With billions in play,
New firms race the fray,
To build fleets that buzz into flight.

A market once fractured and thin
Now beckons investors to spin.
If contracts appear,
The profits draw near—
And Trump’s sons may happily grin.

© 2026 Glen Farber. All Rights Reserved.

https://buymeacoffee.com/gfarber

[SonOfNebanaube]

3. Then he will use the 'Slaughter Bots' on us....

[johnnyfins]

4. Uday and Qusay are at it again, eh?

[KPN]

13. Hopefully, we get to find their daddy in a worm hole

again.

[surfered]

5. Grifters gotta grift!

[Irish_Dem]

7. I wonder how much the Trump Crime Family will steal from the US?

[UTUSN]

8. Bueller? Tapper? Congress? SCotUS?

[Initech]

10. The next democratic candidate must run on throwing these psychos in prison.

Fuck Trump and his whole damn family.

[KentuckyWoman]

12. Someday when this is all over

The rules around government contracts and foreign business deals need to be tightened up. And taxpayers should confiscate every penny grifted by all of them.

I know it won't happen but a girl can dream