The Speaker is as red as a beet as he claims the US is in a New Golden Era.

[applegrove]

It's a tell with him.

All that twitters is not gold.

— Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 (@pauletteparis1.bsky.social) 2026-03-09T21:23:42.495Z

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

1. Clearly gods don't exist,

or Mike Johnson would have been struck down by lightning.

[senseandsensibility]

2. I've been noticing he is very red lately

I guess he's copying his cult leader.

[chicoescuela]

13. Excessive alcohol consumption is my guess. The tiny fella is under a lot of stress.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Golden, like the voluminous splash in Trump's diaper.

[Deuxcents]

4. "Golden Age"?? Just what the hell are they trying to sell us? Order a senility and drug test for him STAT

[LuckyCharms]

5. We're in the Golden Shower age. n/t

[Celerity]

6. beat me to it!!!!

[LuckyCharms]

8. .

[ananda]

7. Well, yes. It's the gold-covered shit age.

...

[Boomerproud]

9. We all did a flash mob on the assembly line today at work

We couldn't help it we are so deliciously happy!

[eShirl]

10. gilded maybe

but not golden

[WhiteTara]

11. Sounds like we're being p*ssed on again.

More of Reagan's trickle down.

[mopinko]

12. you cant polish a turd, but u can roll it in glitter.

seems to b the motto.

[patricia92243]

14. My MAGA niece said that sometime ago. She was deadly serious. :(

[applegrove]

15. That must be so hard to have MAGAs in your life.