Am I Crazy? Is the Iran war over?

[blue-wave]

Oil prices surged super high overnight. Oil prices just went way down this afternoon after Trump said the war will end "very soon."

Oh wait a minute. Now I get it! Who shorted the oil market?

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/09/trump-iran-war-end.html

[Skittles]

1. just ask Trump

it kinda goes like this:

[blue-wave]

4. Great clip!

I never watched the movie, but now I will. Lord knows I stocked up on enough popcorn to watch current events. Might as well laugh a little too.

[MustLoveBeagles]

8. It's great 👍

So many quotable lines.

[Skittles]

11. I love that movie

it is absolute ridiculous fun

[OC375]

2. Depends on one's definitions of "war", "over", and many other things

[newdeal2]

3. No. Just market manipulation

But who knows. No clear objectives going in, so who knows when it's "done."

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

6. Yup. PR stunt to stop the market falling.

and halt the rise in the price of oil. The question is: how long will it take before the markets realize that the war isn't ending.

[PatSeg]

12. Hasn't the market learned

not to believe a word he says?

[PatSeg]

13. Dupe

[Doodley]

5. Yes, it's more BS.

[BigmanPigman]

7. He ain't no John Lennon, that's for sure!

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[gab13by13]

9. Only 1 country

Ever surrendered because of bombing.

Japan.

[dalton99a]

10. Nuclear bombs.

[sarisataka]

14. Almost

He's losing interest

[AllyCat]

15. And killed a bunch of people doing it.

[blue blues]

16. Really reminds of George Bush

Standing on the aircraft carrier in military gear
Just his victory lap ...... so it will be another 20 years