Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Torn apart by the disgusted attendees of the National Prayer Breakfast?

Struck down by a disgusted God at the National Prayer Breakfast?

Shot while trying to steal catalytic converters to bring to the Kid Rock show?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Died of jealousy over Olympics & Super Bowl?

[WestMichRad]

2. Oh sweet jeezus, please let happen soon!

[malaise]

3. THIS

Torn apart by the disgusted attendees of the National Prayer Breakfast?

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

10. Soon ...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

11. Now would be good!

[SheltieLover]

12. Yes!!! Rfn!

[surfered]

14. I have a dream. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[malaise]

5. No but

Between the racism and the outrageous comments at the prayer breakfast, he’s killing the ReTHUG party.

[niyad]

6. Not quickly enough!

[hlthe2b]

7. You might not like WHAT he is praying for, but billions join him....

[Joinfortmill]

8. No, but he's another day closer. TickTock.

[NNadir]

9. I am pleased to give our much admired poster Orrex a DU heart for his work hoping for the Orange Pedophile's heart stops

[Orrex]

13. Thank you!

[NNadir]

20. You're very welcome as we all appreciate your helpful anticipation driving our hopes.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

15. ..

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/1qwoek7/we_know_what_it_is_so_do_not_say_it/

[bagimin]

16. Termina case of

scumbag-itis.

[twodogsbarking]

17. Died from SIDS, Sudden Idiiot Death Syndrome.

[LymphocyteLover]

18. I have long ago given up about God doing anything about the demonic Antichrist-like humanoid known as Donald Trump

He has blasphemed far far too many times to count and never has been struck by lightning. Either there is no God or God doesn't give a shit.

[bluestarone]

19. Not yet. BUT i heard it's because FLIES are refusing to lay

EGGS on his body. MAGGOTS are getting sick.

[GopherGal]

21. Died as all the Patriots' fans and the Seahawks' fans got together and agreed to root for cholesterol

Just to make it a little interesting, the Bad Bunny fans and the Green Day fans cheered for Trans Fats.

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[Blue Owl]

22. Severed head falls into wood chipper while the rest of his fat carcass is devoured by sharks

[Orrex]

24. I hear that woodchipper/shark fatalities are on the rise, so this tracks.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. The fragility is obvious now. It won't be long