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struggle4progress

(125,602 posts)
Fri Jan 30, 2026, 10:38 PM 12 hrs ago

It's time to think about sequels!


9 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Melania II: How to marry your own rich rapist
0 (0%)
Melania III: Melania finds Jimmy Hoffa's killer and sells him a pardon
0 (0%)
Melania IV: Melania and Kristi redecorate CECOT
6 (67%)
Melania V: Melania and Elon give Mars a high colonic
0 (0%)
Melania VI: Melania helps plan the capture of Maduro
0 (0%)
Melania VII: Melania collects Christmas ornaments of the Spanish Inquisition
3 (33%)
Melania VIII: Lara and Melania sing favorite John Ashcroft songs
0 (0%)
Melania IX: Highlights of the Melania movies (Ciollectors Edition)
0 (0%)
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It's time to think about sequels! (Original Post) struggle4progress 12 hrs ago OP
Let's do some free association. usonian 11 hrs ago #1
Nobody ever tries to make the sequels better than the original struggle4progress 11 hrs ago #2
Need a prequel pfitz59 11 hrs ago #3

usonian

(23,977 posts)
1. Let's do some free association.
Fri Jan 30, 2026, 11:19 PM
11 hrs ago

Huey Long
Election fraud

Untalented wife
Builds her an opera house (Yes, he didn't just steal it)
So bad that an opera singer was hired to even sound bad.
Lead actor promotes conspiracy theories about Martians.
Lead actor is taken away by space aliens.


Needs work.

pfitz59

(12,463 posts)
3. Need a prequel
Fri Jan 30, 2026, 11:36 PM
11 hrs ago

'Melania: The Early Years'. How a marginally attractive 'Tito's teen' got trafficked around Europe and the US before meeting her 'golden goose'.

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