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The Borowitz Report-Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
— Teawhalem (@teawhalem.bsky.social) 2025-12-24T12:23:37.491Z
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—At a tense all-hands meeting on Wednesday, editor-in-chief Bari Weiss announced that, going forward, CBS News will institute a zero-tolerance policy towards news.
“Someone tried to slip some news into this past Sunday’s episode of ‘60 Minutes,’” a visibly angry Weiss told the gathering. “Fortunately, I was able to catch it in time.”
She reminded the newsroom that “as journalists, we all answer to a higher master: David Ellison.”
Next Sunday, CBS will air the first Weiss-edited episode of “60 Minutes,” now called “4 Minutes.”
“Someone tried to slip some news into this past Sunday’s episode of ‘60 Minutes,’” a visibly angry Weiss told the gathering. “Fortunately, I was able to catch it in time.”
She reminded the newsroom that “as journalists, we all answer to a higher master: David Ellison.”
Next Sunday, CBS will air the first Weiss-edited episode of “60 Minutes,” now called “4 Minutes.”
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